Karns Quality Blog

Dear The Patriot News,

Yes, you’re seeing that right; those are two different editions of The Patriot Plus.  Despite your many attempts to kill this vine by throwing trash at it over the span of weeks, the vine refuses to be crushed.  Next time, maybe you should throw a couple extra just to get the job done.  Don’t worry about it.  One of the neighbors will pick them up a few weeks down the road once the papers are thoroughly waterlogged and bleached and crumble at the slightest touch.